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I got a really fun little package from Nokia’s WomWorld a couple minutes ago. And yes, it really had me laughing for a bit. Presenting the Nokia Cityman 450 Anti-Theft Device for the Nokia N97.
Are you constantly worried about your Nokia N97 being stolen ? Do you stay awake in bed all night thinking “omg I hope my N97 is safe“.
If this is you, then the Nokia Cityman 450 Anti-Theft Device is the thing for you !
Say Goodbye to Pickpockets ! …… because seriously, this thing cant fit in your pockets.
Observe the intricate specs of this high-tech device.
Study the complicated Operating Instructions.
Always stay in range with the gigantic Antenna.
Make calls like its 1987 !
Oh yes, its the Nokia Cityman 450 Anti-Theft Device.
Interesting Fact :
Nokia’s Mobile phones got a big publicity boost in 1987, when Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev was pictured using a Nokia Cityman to make a call from Helsinki to his communications minister in Moscow. This led to the phone’s affectionate nickname of the “Gorba”.
Okay okay, we kid. The Cityman 450 ATD isnt actually for sale anywhere, but you gotta admit its pretty hilarious to carry around.
Hey, atleast my N97 is safe now (Thanks to Nokia PR). Except y’know, if a “Antique” Phone collector happens to see me using it.
This is where your Nokia N97 goes :
Nokia N97 ? What Nokia N97 ?
I dont see no Nokia N97.
Heh. Yeah this thing is pretty huge. I dont know how they used to carry things this size around back in the day.
I mean, geez just the antenna is bigger than the N97 itself hehe.
Here’s a short video showing how the Nokia Cityman 450 Anti-Theft Device looks and works.
Oh and just for history’s sake. This is what the original Nokia Cityman used to look like :
Who would Steal a Brick like that ?
Clinton is currently based in New Delhi, India and is executive editor for UnleashThePhones. He is responsible for all editorial decisions, and covers all forms of Mobile things.
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Comments (5)
HAha hhaa--Funny ...!
HAha hhaa--Funny ...!